And so, to try evening out the ratio of moans to smiles:
How does an elephant ask for a bun?
He smiles politely and says "Can I have a bun, please?"
Boom boom, as good ol' Basil Brush would say....
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
Hate the sin, not the sinner
It has just occurred to me that my first blogging birthday passed me by without so much as a whimper. I don't know whether I'm indifferent about this, or whether I feel slightly overwhelmed by my inefficient commitment to the blogging sensation. I started out with 1001 things to say, suggest, complain about and record. And I seem to have complained about 1001 things, rather than there being a pleasant, humorous mixture.
And so, to try evening out the ratio of moans to smiles:
How does an elephant ask for a bun?
And so, to try evening out the ratio of moans to smiles:
How does an elephant ask for a bun?
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I'm not convinced this joke works without the upper-arm-mashing-face trunk manoeuvre.
Pies!
A little tricky to implement. But if I could be bothered to look, I'm sure some clever sod has posted a video on YouTube...
Pies. All I have to say. Pies. Pies, pies, pies. 3.14159's.
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